Mariah Carey Gives New Meaning to “Skinny Jeans” [Snarkstress]
December 28th, 2007 by admin
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Damn, Them Jeans Be Tight!
Oh, it’s so good to be back, dahlings. Ain’t Christmas just a killer? Sure, it’s all warm and fuzzy and what not, but goddang does it ever put a cramp in my snarky style. Couple that with the endless hours I spent hurling my brains out (and not because I drank too heavily, unfortunately) and I’m just plain glad to see the day go. But whatev. Hope your holidays were delightful, my lovelies. Gawd knows they had to have been better than mine.
Anyhoo, back to the business of fashion critiquing. Ahhhh…
Let’s have a moment with Mimi herself, Ms. Mariah Carey. Now, let me just say that I’m glad the girl’s doing so well, I truly am, but shouldn’t someone with her bank account be able to score some britches that fit properly? I mean, skinny jeans are one thing, but how this chick managed to avoid Camel Toe here, I will never know. She must’ve just gotten lucky with the camera angle, I guess.
One the plus side, her makeup is totally fab and I love the flash of boobage she’s sharing with the world, so it’s not all bad. She just needs to rethink her denim selections after the next time she bellies up to the buffet table at a soiree. Give yourself two days to let go of the bloat, that’s what I always say. Until then, looser pants are great, but skirts are even better. Take note, Ms. C.
(Pssst! Damn, that felt good! Sooo good to be back. I missed you dahlings!) *mwah*
Hollywood Damsels, Sexy Girlfriends, Sultry Songstresses, Why oh Why
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