December 13th, 2007 by admin
![I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date [Point/Counterpoint]](http://citypeoplefashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/106582.jpg)
Well, I don’t really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I’ll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn’t know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I was like, “Oh God, that’s so gross! And filthy. And dirty. And hot!” So yesterday, when Moe complained that porn ruined sex by making dudes want to do cum-drenched dirty things, I thought, “Wait, it’s not just the dudes!” ‘Cause isn’t the best sex dirty sex? (Well, unless you’re one of those jerks who “makes love” and gazes into your partner’s eyes and kiss each other softly on the face.)
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December 13th, 2007 by admin
My true love gave to me ten lords-a-leaping.
Okay, if the nine ladies dancing couldn’t fit into our house, what makes you think ten men, jumping around, are going to fit in our living room?
So my true love gave me a funky leather cuff instead:
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December 13th, 2007 by admin
I never wanted to have a baby, but I always wanted to wear maternity clothes. It’ true. I just think the clothes are so cute. (The babies are cute, too, just way too much work for me.) I don’t know why some women have issues with wearing maternity clothes. Anyway, here’s a gorgeous wrap column dress. If you’re expecting, you’ll be the envy of your friends, preggers and non-preggers alike, when you show up in this…
![Posh Maternity Evening Gown and Skirt [Just a Formality]](http://citypeoplefashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/105454.jpg)
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December 13th, 2007 by admin
I love Dolce & Gabbana shoes. They always have a little extra glitz and glam to them that makes them unique.
Right now, you can find a few styles of Dolce & Gabanna shoes at around 40% OFF at eLuxury.com.
Here are a couple of my favorites:
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