December 2007

I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date [Point/Counterpoint]

Well, I don’t really ask dudes to get cum so close to my baby maker on the first date, but definitely eventually, if we keep banging, I’ll request a superficial anal cream pie. Confused by the term? I didn’t know what it meant either, until I opened myself up to pornography. The first time I heard about cream pies I was like, “Oh God, that’s so gross! And filthy. And dirty. And hot!” So yesterday, when Moe complained that porn ruined sex by making dudes want to do cum-drenched dirty things, I thought, “Wait, it’s not just the dudes!” ‘Cause isn’t the best sex dirty sex? (Well, unless you’re one of those jerks who “makes love” and gazes into your partner’s eyes and kiss each other softly on the face.)

But really, the nastier, and uninhibited the better. Sometimes performing a specific act — like say, getting tit fucked — is satisfying, not because it necessarily feels better than other stuff, but because it’s so dirty that it’s a turn on. Of course, if you’re not into that sort of thing, then that’s totally cool. Just don’t fuck dudes who are. Frankly, if you’re having sex in a manner that makes you uncomfortable, you’re either a retard or a rape victim.

Sex is such a mental thing for women, that porno can really help one determine the parameters of what’s vanilla, so that you can step the fuck out of the box and be adventurous. Porn has definitely not only given me new ideas, but also the confidence to try out the lewd ones I’d already dreamed up during Magic Wand sessions.

And it’s not just men and sicko perverts like me who make use of the vast world of carnal knowledge that the adult entertainment industry has to offer. Have you picked up an issue of O magazine lately? Oprah has her sex columnist (and Sex And The City writer) Cindy Chupack and other writers discuss porno and make dirty movie recommendations practically on the regular.

You know, it’s not like porn taught me how to have sex. But it did teach me to have better sex than I’d been having, if only because it opened up my world to all the smutty, nasty shit I love so much. So I just want to say, thanks, porno. If it weren’t for you, then dudes probably wouldn’t know that it’s totally cool for them to ask me to sit on their faces while they do what needs to get done.

Earlier: How About You Don’t Ask To Come On My Face On The First Date?
Related: Study: Young adults now find porn more acceptable [USA Today]

Source: I Ask Dudes To Cum On My Ass On The First Date [Point/Counterpoint]

Photographer - Greg Sorensen

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on the tenth day of Christmas… [Her Accessories]

My true love gave to me ten lords-a-leaping.

Okay, if the nine ladies dancing couldn’t fit into our house, what makes you think ten men, jumping around, are going to fit in our living room?

So my true love gave me a funky leather cuff instead:

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Source: on the tenth day of Christmas… [Her Accessories]

Posh Maternity Evening Gown and Skirt [Just a Formality]

I never wanted to have a baby, but I always wanted to wear maternity clothes.  It’ true. I just think the clothes are so cute.  (The babies are cute, too, just way too much work for me.)  I don’t know why some women have issues with wearing maternity clothes.  Anyway, here’s a gorgeous wrap column dress.  If you’re expecting, you’ll be the envy of your friends, preggers and non-preggers alike, when you show up in this…

 

Looking for more of a mid-length?  Try this ruffle wrap skirt:

Get them both at Isabella Oliver.  They ship worldwide.  They also have a wealth of style tips to help you look your sexiest all through your pregnancy; check out their style secrets and maternity no-no’s pages, as well as their own online maternity magazine and their maternity blog.

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Source: Posh Maternity Evening Gown and Skirt [Just a Formality]

Dolce & Gabbana Shoes on Sale [ShoeBlitz - Shoe Fashions]

I love Dolce & Gabbana shoes. They always have a little extra glitz and glam to them that makes them unique.

Right now, you can find a few styles of Dolce & Gabanna shoes at around 40% OFF at eLuxury.com.

Here are a couple of my favorites:

Dolce & Gabbana Patent Winona Boot - Was $785, Now $469
This shiny, crinkly boot features tabs with engraved metal studs at the top and other very interesting details. You can’t beat the price if you are looking for a pair of patent leather designer boots.

Dolce & Gabbana Buckled Metallic Carla Pump - Was $485, Now $289
These shoes feature crackled copper calfskin and a big brass buckle over the vamp. If you are looking to add another metallic peep-toe pump to your wardrobe, these could be it.

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Source: Dolce & Gabbana Shoes on Sale [ShoeBlitz - Shoe Fashions]