Cameron, no! Not you, too!

So…here we go again. I feel like I’m in some bad dream, a la Groundhog Day or something. I have to ask, dahlings: WTF is up with this new Emperor Penguin Couture?!?

Seriously now, here are two gorgeous ladies. Cameron Diaz here, and Jennifer Garner below. Both are talented, both have pulled out all the stops in the hairdo department, and both are overall quite fabby…when they are not wearing black, white and yellow, that is.

I shall note that I do love color, I really do. This oddness, however, this yellow, freaky-tiki splattery, florally stuff…gah! Make it stop!

Oh, and while I’m at it, might I also note that both Cam and Jen are mere milimeters away from some serious nippage issues - a dire problem in its own right.

So okay, dahlings, let’s hope no more of this nonsensical color combining pops up again, because I am so over it. Now I’m off to find something nice to say about someone. Think I can do it??? We shall see. Bwahahahahaha!

Color Crisis, Hollywood Damsels, Why oh Why

Source: Cameron Diaz: Giving Jennifer Garner a Run for Her Money [Snarkstress]

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