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A Very Britney Birthday [Snarkstress]
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A Very Britney Birthday [Snarkstress]

Birthday Brit

Gawd, do I ever love Britney Spears. She makes my job so easy it hurts sometimes (well, not really. I quite enjoy it). Here she is, celebrating her 26th, looking all grown up and with the program. She’s really shaping up to be a class act, isn’t she?

Yeah.

Well, since this is a fashion blog, let’s take note of her birthday britches, shall we? I actually really, really dig the coat, though pairing it with that sleazy bustier-thingie and stupid choker (chokers are so no longer cool, Brit. Sheesh) totally cheapens the look of it. Personally, I would pair this fuzzy frock with a metallic cami (that’s a cami, Brit, not a bustier) and a sleek, low side-ponytail (not stringy, fried hair extensions). A dainty necklace that draws the eye down to the cleavage would be the perfect accessory without looking slut-a-licious.

And while double chins and crossed eyes are nearly always appropriate and alluring, somehow they don’t work much with this coat. Ahem.

You know what I hope someone got Brit for her birthday this year? A fargin’ clue.

But, wait. Then I wouldn’t be able to rip on her quite as much, which would somehow make my life seem empty. So never mind. Carry on.

Hope you all enjoyed your weekend, dahlings. *mwah*

Hollywood Damsels, Why oh Why

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