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I am a black sequinned robot.
I have been programmed by my master to command all* all black sequinned garments to automatically gravitate towards me.
Anything with those black circular shiny discs will be picked up by my sensors. No high street chain/charity shop/vintage store/flea market can will be left unturned.
Neither the master nor I knows when the programme will stop but it’s not anytime soon.
Soon there will be no more black sequinned garments left to sense and the master will have to re-programme me to sense some other magpie object.
*The Topshop black sequin trews that a lot of you pointed out to me had a bizarre non-skinny fit on me… I malfunctioned on that one…
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