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Katie Holmes: Marathon Mom [Snarkstress]

November 6th, 2007 by admin

Katie Holmes: Marathon Mom [Snarkstress]

Katie’s Cruisin’

We interrupt this regularly-scheduled shredding to bring you kick-ass news: Katie Holmes completed the NYC marathon over the weekend in under six hours. That’s 26 miles, people. Holy shit.

Yeah, I rip on her a tad (like, uh, her girls are looking totally droopy in her running gear here), but really, that is one hulluva feat for the 28-year-old Mama. And what’s even more noteworthy: Just hours later, she strapped on her stilettos to take in a special screening of Tommy Boy’s Lions for Lambs. Now that’s a woman!

Okay, now that I got those niceties out of my system, may I just say that Tom looks a smidge overdressed for a freaking marathon watch-session (does the man even own any jeans?!?) and that most of the six-year-olds I know have a more stylish haircut than he does. Really.

Phew. Now, I feel better.

Props to Ms. Katie once again - as I sit here eating my Sausage Mc Muffin and sipping my (third) mimosa. Sigh.

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