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Friday We’re In Love With Our Sponsors [Sponsors]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

You know, we don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too. Thursday we don’t care about you. It’s Friday, we’re in love with our sponsors. This week, we dedicate this song and send our sincere thanks to Belvedere Vodka, Current TV, Dewars, The New New Museum, New York Times Magazine, Project Runway, Uwishunu.com and The Whitest Kids U’Know. Your melody could be next, just click here.

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Calista Flockhart Doesn’t Dress Her Family in Corduroy & Denim [Snap Judgment]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

Calista Flockhart Doesn’t Dress Her Family in Corduroy & Denim [Snap Judgment]

[Santa Monica, November 28. Image via x17]

Source: Calista Flockhart Doesn’t Dress Her Family in Corduroy & Denim [Snap Judgment]

Is Lindsay Lohan Broke & Single? [Dirt Bag]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

Is Lindsay Lohan Broke & Single? [Dirt Bag]

  • Lindsay Lohan may be strapped for cash — she reportedly shopped around staged Thanksgiving photos with of herself with mom Dina, sister Ali, brothers and boyfriend Riley Giles to the celeb weeklies. The asking price started in the six figures, but dropped to $20,000. Also, does she get paid to be seen shopping at stores like Armani Exchange and Intermix? [MSNBC]
  • LL and Riley are dunzo: She dumped him after they got back to L.A. after Thanksgiving in New York. “She got tired of him pouting all the time,” a source says. Also, he never paid for anything, not even sodas. Does he even have a job? [E!]
  • Mary-Kate Olsen is recovering from her kidney infection by partying ’til 3 a.m. She cannot be stopped! [Page Six]
  • Tila Tequila “is not really bi,” says a source. “It’s all a sham. She as a boyfriend… MTV works hard to pretend she’s single.” Wait, you mean there’s something fake on MTV? [Page Six]

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Vintage Real World: Miami’s Dan & Melissa Throwdown [Clip]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

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The fight on last night’s episode of The Real World, although infuriating, wasn’t really as great as some Real World rows from past seasons. Let’s take a look at the clash between nosy, Latina roommate Melissa, and self-professed drama queen Dan, of 1996’s Miami cast. Melissa was known to go through the other mansion-dwellers’ things. She opened an unmarked envelope that turned out to contain valuable work material that belonged to Dan. Having reached his breaking point, he was ready to rip into her when she got home. He wasn’t ready, however, to hear her call him a “faggot” and a “flamer.” His reaction to it is pretty priceless.

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Hooker With A Heart Of Gold [Sex]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

Hooker With A Heart Of Gold [Sex]
A Chilean prostitute has auctioned off 27 hours of sex to raise money for charity. Maria Carolina, who typically charges $300 for 90 minutes in the sack, has already raised $4,000 for Teleton, Chile’s largest fundraising event. The cash will go to help disabled children, a cause that Carolina said “touches me deeply.” Sheesh, after 27 hours of straight sex, she probably won’t want to be touched deeply for a little while. [Telegraph]

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How Do You Make It On To Project Runway If You Can’t Make Pants? [Clips]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

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Last night’s Project Runway was essentially a slow descent into madness. Designing a look for former football star/current Today show correspondent Tiki Barber to wear on air. But when Tiki’s clearly domineering wife showed up to critique the designers while they worked, all hell broke loose. Not only did the designers not know how to design pants, most of them were too busy ogling the male models brought in for the challenge.

Carmen ultimately proved to be the challenge’s loser; not only could she not make pants, she couldn’t make a shirt either. (She exited giving some bullshit speech about how at least she is going out showing great “integrity” for menswear. Um, she does know she failed to actually make any garments, right?)

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Katie Kate Holmes’ New Dominatrix ‘Do [Snap Judgment]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

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<strike>Katie</strike> Kate Holmes’ New Dominatrix ‘Do [Snap Judgment]

[Dusseldorf, November 29. Image via AP.]

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Jay-Z’s Old BFF: “We Had Sex With The Same Women…We Had The Drip.” [Memory Lane]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

Jay-Z’s Old BFF: “We Had Sex With The Same Women…We Had The Drip.” [Memory Lane]
Jay-Z’s old friend De-Haven Irby spoke to New York Magazine today, and yeah Henry Hyde died and more appealing Judi Giuliani news emerged today, fuck it; Jay-Z’s friend is quite frankly the most interesting thing on the internet. De-Heaven, along with assorted other Jigga-associates from back in the Marcy Projects days, accuses Jay-Z of appropriating aspects of his life into his lyrics and selling them as his own. Before De-Haven started hanging out with Hov, you see, “he was hanging out with some ’school’ guys. Nerds!” De-Haven was the one who introduced him to the thug life, although Jay-Z was mostly an observing body; specifically, he didn’t have an “affiliation” with a person named “Spanish Jose” whom he mentions in some of his songs. Nevertheless, the two were close.

Whatever was mine was his. So, we shared clothes, we shared a whole bunch of stuff. We had sex with the same women plenty of times. We both got burnt! We had the drip. My mom took him to the clinic.

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ANTM’s Saleisha Has A Long History With Tyra [You Wanna Be On Top]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

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We’ve all known since the casting episode that Saleisha knew Tyra back in the day because she’s a T-Zone alum — or refugee, depending on how you see it. (And in case you forgot, T-Zone is Tyra’s camp for young girls, where she teaches them about self-esteem.) And though we figured that Ty and Sal hadn’t seen each other since the T-Zone days, a very observant reader tipped us off to the fact that Saleisha appeared in the Gen Art fashion show in Cycle 6, and then later appeared on the Tyra show to model Rami Kashaou’s designs. (Yes, that Rami, from this season’s Project Runway. It’s all so meta!!!) Take a look at the clip above to catch some vintage Saleisha.

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The Republican Debates: Such Fun! Until You Find Yourself Rooting For “Anyone Who Is Not Mitt Romney” [Crappy Hour]

November 30th, 2007 by admin

Megan is inexplicably offline right now, so I’m just going to use the space in which I usually IM with her and call it a post to tell you that last night’s Republican primary debates were awesome. Like a dysfunctional family dinner, the critics raved. John McCain was the only candidate who would fess up to not having a gun in the house, and Mike Huckabee was forced to admit he did not believe the parts in the Bible about dragons and unicorns necessarily literal truth. Someone accused Rudy Giuliani of having run a “sanctuary city” where immigration laws weren’t strictly enforced, and Rudy put it back on Mitt Romney, accusing him of running a “sanctuary mansion” because he’d hired illegals to tend his lawn over the years.

Mayor, you know better than that,” Mr. Romney chided his rival, saying it “wouldn’t be American” to ask someone with a foreign accent for their “papers.”

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