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Richard Simmons and his glistening legs were on the Late Show with David Letterman last night to talk about fitness and dieting and obese children or whatever. In a dangerously-too-flirty banter, Letterman strayed off topic and openly mocked Simmons’ clothes and moist gams, which noticeably ruffled his feathers. But he had a perfect, disarming retort: Scissor kicks!

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