Oh, Baby!

So I’m not sure I would’ve pegged J. Lo as a Private Pregger. I figured she’d be flaunting her bump all over the block. I guess I figured wrong. Instead, she’s taken to hiding out in these tenty-ass dresses, hiding the natural beauty that a pregnant chick has. I find it a shame, really. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t like the in-your-face Mommas-to-Be that run around in midriff-sporting camis, but I’m not buying into this camp-worthy look either. I would’ve expected more from our girl. Gawd knows we’ve all been waiting long enough to share this big news with her, now she’s going to be all coy and hide it from us? Sheesh.

In other news, I gotta ask: what in the hell was she thinking when she (or her stylist) sent her out in that severe-pullback hairdo (on the left)? Instant face lift? I smell a nasty headache coming from that style, Jen. Really.

So anyway, have a great Friday, dahlings. Sorry for the late post today. I have a good excuse, but you’ll forgive me if I bribe you with a nice, strong drinkie, won’t you? Thanks, I thought so. I’ve taught you well.

Now go - it’s Happy Hour time! *clink*

Hollywood Damsels, Pattern Party, Sultry Songstresses

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